One

Me:  (after solving a complicated problem together)  We really are one, you know.

Him: Yes, we really are one.

Me: (several days later. I was outside cutting off the dead top of the Pampas grass, getting ready for its new growth this spring)  Thanks for bringing me the garden gloves.  You know, if I were really gonna do this right, I would set this stuff on fire, let it burn down to the ground. 

Him:  And that would kill it for good?! (smiling)

Me:  Nooooooo....it would improve its growth, make it healthier.....

Him:  You know, we really are one......There's just two different parts to the one......


He hates working in the yard....And I adore it...
Adds up nicely......