Example of a Really Good Husband:
Me (trying on a costume for upcoming Dog Dancing Competition): "Okay...THIS is gonna be a Double-Spankx outfit...."
Him: "What ARE Spankx? I heard them talking about it the other night on the Golden Globe Awards."
Me: (doffing the costume, struggling with the "compression garment" out of sight of HIM, then re-dressing with the Star Wars costume) "Okay....here ya go! See! It makes my legs notsofat." (slightly out of breath at the extreme effort to squeeze everything in...)
Him: "I think you look Better without them." (then headed off to take his bicycle outside and ride)
It takes At Least 40 years to train that response.....
I'm gonna keep him one more day.